Joke of the Month: The Right Kind of Support

A man walked into a department store and said to a saleswoman, "I’d like to buy a Southern Baptist bra for my wife, size 34B." 
 

With a quizzical look the woman asked, "What kind of bra?"

He repeated, “A Southern Baptist bra. She said to tell you she wanted a Southern Baptist bra, and you would know what she wanted."

"Ah, now I remember!" said the saleswoman. “We don't get as many requests for them as we used to. Most of our customers now want the Catholic bra, the Salvation Army bra or the Presbyterian bra."

Confused as well as a little flustered, the man asked, "What are the differences?"

The saleswoman said, "It's all quite simple:  A Catholic bra supports the masses. The Salvation Army bra lifts the fallen. The Presbyterian bra keeps things staunch and upright.”

The man said, “I’m sure I’ll regret asking, but what does a Southern Baptist bra do?”

The saleslady smiled and replied, “Well, sir, the Southern Baptist bra makes mountains out of molehills."

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