Joke of the Month: The Dolphin Trainer

An old man rear-ended a guy driving an expensive sports car.

Enraged, the guy hopped out and confronted the old man. “Look what you did to my car!” he yelled. “You’re going to give me $10,000 right now, or I’m going to beat you to a pulp!”

“Oh, my,” the old man said. “I don’t have that kind of money. Let me call my son. He trains dolphins, and he will know what to do.”

“Dolphins?” the other driver huffed while rolling his eyes.

“The old man pulled out his phone, dialed his son, and just as his son answered, the irate other driver snatched the phone away from the old man. “So, you’re a dolphin trainer, huh? Well, your old man here just rear-ended my car, and I need 10 grand right now, or I’m going to beat you and your old man to a pulp!”

“I’ll be there in 10 minutes,” the son calmly said on the other end of the line. Exactly 10 minutes later, a Jeep pulled up, and a guy hopped out and proceeded to pulverize the bully, leaving him in a heap on the side of the road. 

When he finished, he walked over to his father and said: “For the last time, Dad, I train SEALS. Navy SEALS, not dolphins.”

Thanks, once again, to Jan McCallum for this month’s joke.

Are you brave and/or nutty enough to contribute to “Recycled (Clean) Joke of the Month”? If so, send your joke to Marv Knox.